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Its hypnotic shades of green and dank cannabis scent will provide the perfect cover for that weird smell in your apartment. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCannabis Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673727402133,"sku":"39359","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_6be4978c-604b-4f89-ac4b-ee742fab66ab.png?v=1696940054"},{"product_id":"soap-the-middle-child","title":"Soap - The Middle Child","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWho are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePurple Haze (Grape) Scented Net \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWeight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673727434901,"sku":"39365","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_9e7f715e-31e8-437d-b702-04674f95d366.png?v=1696940243"},{"product_id":"goat-milk-soap-lavender-mint-wi","title":"Goat Milk Soap Lavender Mint","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade Goat Milk Soap bar  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLavender mint!!! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Lavender, peppermint with a dash of patchouli essential oils to ground.  Definitely a wonderful botanic and floral blend with and uplifting mint middle and top note.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eingredients- extra virgin olive oil, local lard, raw goat milk, sodium hydroxide  fair trade Shea butter, avocado oil, castor oil, essential oils, moringa, clay, lavender buds, Himalayan salt  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* This goat milk soap bar is naturally packed with fatty acids, vitamins A (retinol) and B (niacin), potassium, zinc, and selenium \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* This fresh goat milk soap contains mild ingredients that purify the skin without affecting its natural moisture barrier \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Creamy lather, great for all skin types including sensitive skin  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* FREE of any Parabens, phosphates, artificial fragrances and colorants  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e* Palm oil FREE \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wild Root Acres","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673794707605,"sku":"84370","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_a701805d-ca34-4e23-9a6c-983692f58a8a.png?v=1697149651"},{"product_id":"soap-birthday-blues","title":"Soap Birthday Blues","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWho you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSad Birthday Cake Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673837043861,"sku":"56300","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_d5ee91bd-8537-4364-b182-3e3d533564fd.png?v=1696940388"},{"product_id":"soap-the-first-child","title":"Soap - The First Child","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou just had to have your own soap. Well, it’s only natural that you should get a candle. You were first, right? The eldest. The most important. But you’re also the family guinea pig, the one who is always the most responsible, and the one who must succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBrand-New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673837076629,"sku":"56302","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_4637de7e-7758-4cb6-9d4a-a0bb9b1783b0.png?v=1696940172"},{"product_id":"soap-social-anxiety","title":"Soap - Social Anxiety","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm *cough* super sick \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOtherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVodka Vitamin Water Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673837109397,"sku":"56304","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_42ab37bd-6255-41f0-aab6-98b6695354d0.png?v=1696939862"},{"product_id":"soap-cat-people","title":"Soap - Cat People","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHairball much? Y\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eour cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWarm Milk Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673855164565,"sku":"57728","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_89f92ff2-e592-4807-94af-4df384bf5e71.png?v=1696938437"},{"product_id":"soap-dog-people","title":"Soap - Dog People","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSmells like drool. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked in bed with me right now. And we're wearing matching dog bone jammies. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGrassy Dog Park Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673855197333,"sku":"57729","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_0ec47f68-5290-4c99-9224-8dd18e23dd85.png?v=1696938959"},{"product_id":"soap-teachers","title":"Soap - Teachers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's a snow day somewhere... But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people started thanking YOU for YOUR service? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePoisoned Apple Scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673855230101,"sku":"57732","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_bb64d7f2-b812-4582-b163-6dbf1bed56e7.png?v=1696940121"},{"product_id":"soap-brew-city-blend","title":"Soap - Brew City Blend","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBrew City Blend Beer + Coffee Soap \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade with Milwaukee’s Good City Brewing Motto and Milwaukee’s Anodyne Coffee for extra exfoliating— cheers to that! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIngredients: organic sustainable palm oil, organic coconut oil, palm kernel oil, organic olive oil, beer, coffee, lye \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProduct Information: These soaps are handmade using the cold process method in small batches. Bars will weigh between 5-5.5 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to the nature of the soap, all bars are different and unique. The images are for reference only. Products are made by hand using natural ingredients. 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Bars will weigh between 5-5.5 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to the nature of the soap, all bars are different and unique. The images are for reference only. Products are made by hand using natural ingredients. 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Moroccan red clay is an extremely gentle clay with amazing drawing powers, drawing oils from the skin which makes it a fantastic for oily skin, yet because of its gentleness, it is suitable for even the most sensitive skin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ingredients: organic sustainable palm oil, organic coconut oil, palm kernel oil, organic olive oil, water, lye, Moroccan red clay, essential oils \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProduct Information: Our soaps are handmade using the cold process method in small batches. Bars will weigh between 5-5.5 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to the nature of the soap, all bars are different and unique. The images are for reference only. Products are made by hand using natural ingredients. 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Rose kaolin clay (also known as pink clay), is a mild clay for normal to dry skin and will help gently cleanse and exfoliate the skin. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ingredients: organic sustainable palm oil, organic coconut oil, palm kernel oil, organic olive oil, water, lye, rose kaolin clay, essential oils \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProduct Information: These soaps are handmade using the cold process method in small batches. Bars will weigh between 5-5.5 oz. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to the nature of the soap, all bars are different and unique. 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We have added dried peppermint and eucalyptus for a little color! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 2.5 oz (avg).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ingredients: Olive, coconut \u0026amp; palm oils, water, sodium hydroxide, essential oils, dried herbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Green Daffodil Bath \u0026 body","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673889964181,"sku":"84683","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5036\/6101\/files\/image_dd2f7541-7175-4d8d-bbd3-fe90c122b7a3.png?v=1697822140"},{"product_id":"soap-cool-aunt","title":"Soap - Cool Aunt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoney, hand me that bottle? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYour auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't always this strict. 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White 80, hut, hut, hike! 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See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say about it? Too bad. And get back to work, corporate slave. 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