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Calm The F*ck Down Candle

Calm The F*ck Down Candle

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Calm the fuck down - infused with "melodramatic tendencies" 

Our candles are more intense than your 15-year-old daughter's eye roll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun fact: if your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. The same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much hanes! If you're freaking the fuck out because your so still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper-sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Scent: speakeasy

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