Dad Checklist Card

The Dad Checklist.

You call that music?
Defense wins championships.
Don't make me stop this car.
We're not heating the outside.
Ask your mom.
We can sneak in our own candy.
Because I said so.
That's how they get you.
Don't use that tone with me.
Pull my finger.
We have food at home.
Don't touch the thermostat.
Did you change your oil?
Don't tell your mom.
Rub some dirt on it.
I love you.

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